Oh no! Oh no!
No! No! Pleease oh GOD Noooooooooooo!!!
Stop! No! Put that down! Pleeasee arrgghhh Oh Godddd NOOO!
NAARGGHHH!!!! Oooofguff! Ouch! Stop it! No! Nn-nnn-nooooooooo.
No sir! Nope! Negatory!!! Negatory, damn you!
Let’s talk about this, ok? Let’s just, be easy, and–wait…wait NO! NO! STOP IT NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
White Sox lineup
Hector Santiago, SP
No! NO! N–wait, wait…
Ramirez batting second with Beckham batting eighth? Really? Still?
Alright, carry on.
Kansas City Royals lineup
Jeremy Guthrie, SP
Where to Watch: What the hell is the matter with you?!?!
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