Oh God, it’s Jeremy Guthrie! NOOOOOOOOO! – Lineups and Preview 6/21
By James Fegan
Noooooo! // Mandatory Credit: Joy R. Absalon-USA TODAY Sports
Oh no! Oh no!
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
No! No! Pleease oh GOD Noooooooooooo!!!
Stop! No! Put that down! Pleeasee arrgghhh Oh Godddd NOOO!
NO!
No.
NAARGGHHH!!!! Oooofguff! Ouch! Stop it! No! Nn-nnn-nooooooooo.
No sir! Nope! Negatory!!! Negatory, damn you!
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Let’s talk about this, ok? Let’s just, be easy, and–wait…wait NO! NO! STOP IT NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
White Sox lineup
1. Alejandro De Aza – CF
2. Alexei Ramirez – SS
3. Alex Rios – RF
4. Adam Dunn – 1B
5. Paul Konerko – DH
6. Conor Gillaspie – 3B
7. Dayan Viciedo – LF
8. Gordon Beckham – 2B
9. Tyler Flowers– C
Hector Santiago, SP
No! NO! N–wait, wait…
Ramirez batting second with Beckham batting eighth? Really? Still?
Alright, carry on.
Noooooooo!
Kansas City Royals lineup
1. Alex Gordon– LF
2. Eric Hosmer – 1B
3. Salvador Perez – C
4. Billy Butler – DH
5. Lorenzo Cain – CF
6. Miguel Tejada – 3B
7. Jeff Francoeur – RF
8. Elliot Johnson – 2B
9. Alcides Escobar – C
Jeremy Guthrie, SP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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